I heard the first note and died from laughter.
I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS